teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!
Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas? Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
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Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Why did Hitler fail his math class? He couldn't reach the final solution.