What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more lychee-scented soy candle? Or even one?
What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. Put it in the back of your SUV.
You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why? Because an elephant never forgets.
God returns to his desk with lunch. Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked ""Earth"". The avocado drops out of his sandwich.
