So there I was, balls deep in peanut butter, when I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter is an odd name for a dog.""
The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite. Then everything crashed.
I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that.
What do you call a slutty toaster? A crumb dumpster
Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy? Allahu snackbar!
