What do you call Hitler on his birthday? Hightler
Let's cure feminism with the 7up plan. Wake up Chin up Grow up Cheer up Lighten up Loosen up But most of all SHUT THE FUCK UP!
my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work
You know why you can't play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards!
I bought a fleshlight today My masturbation has gotten out of hand
