A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese... and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well you have to remember that everything is energy so...
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A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places.
I'll get you socks and a dildo for your birthday. So if you don't like the socks, you can go fuck yourself