Dating is like a See-saw Not very fun when one of you is fat.
What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic
Are you the 7th planet from the sun? Cause I sure would like to probe Uranus.
A man walks into a bar... ...and is sent to the hospital with a severe head injury.
What runs faster? Hot or cold? Hot because everyone can catch a cold!