How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't have humor.
""sir we don't hire people to be mannequins"" Me:*strikes mannequin pose* ""No, sir we don-"" M:*new pose* [under breath] ""damn this guys good""
Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas
Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter.
What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty? He'll have water on the brain.
