My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa""
There should be a store for women in their 40's who try to dress like their children called Forever Inappropriate.
What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates? Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.
What Would Darth Hitler Say to His Son? Look, I am your Fuhrer.