What does a butler call his employer named mr. Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!
Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old.
Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious"".
Why does everything taste like chicken? Because God is black.
One vampire to the other : "" Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner""!
