3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked
Two peanuts walk out of a bar one was assaulted( a salted)......peanut
What is meant by 'a pull factor'? A big red sports car.
Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed.
What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.