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The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom Two fish are in a tank One is driving, the other is shooting Two soldiers are in a tank They drown *puts
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I like dating black girls because...... ...I hate meeting dads 9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself Took nephew out
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What do they do with rope in space? Tie Astro-knots. How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers Why did the H kill himself? Because the G had. What do you call a black man flying
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Bae keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin Into da futuuurrrree When I asked for screenshots, I meant using the PRT SCR button, not shaky pictures of the screen with your phone, you idiot. What's the difference
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I didn't know what I was missing until I dated a vampire. They always beg you to let them swallow. My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Until they kicked me out of the library Why don't women
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My girlfriend might be a gorilla... Everyone is always taking their dicks out for her. What did one snowman say to the other? I think I smell carrots! Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed
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Three guys walk into a bar... And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi) My kleptomania is getting worse I should definitely take something. What do
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Press 1 for English. Press 2 For shitty customer service in any language. When boy scouts leave a campsite better than they found it, I like to picture a bear who went to interior design school like, ""Oh
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies. Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung
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What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat. Urine is the opposite of you're out. What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla! What is Bill Cosby's favorite
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I have a step-stool and never met my real stool Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field. On The Walking Dead, Glenn said ""I will find you."" I guess he's
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How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key. Mom stop you are not funny Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you. Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile
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What's the national bird of Pakistan? US Army Drone How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an alter boy. I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world.""
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What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny Clue in Michigan is cheaper, because it only has three pieces Governor Snyder, Flint, and the Lead Pipe Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble.
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If Christians made a movie about church attendance, what would they call it? Exodus Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor
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Knock knock Who's there? The pastor The pastor who? Open the fucking door goddamit, there's a crazy white man with a gun, let me out! Had a little dog named Mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away.
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Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you. My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway.
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Did you hear the one about the perfume store? I heard their manufacturing was in an ol' factory. I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common. Love is... when you washed your cat and it
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Saw a sticker that said ""my son was an honor student"". I almost got sad, but then I thought maybe he's not dead, maybe he's just stupid now Did you hear about the terrorist who was sent to blow up a
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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers. I took my girlfriend bungee jumping. As her body hit and spread out over the rocks below, I thought, ""That'll teach you to
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