He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies.
Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits.""
What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop? Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.
What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console? The Ex-Box
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure spray him with a hose.
