Three guys walk into a bar... And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi)
My kleptomania is getting worse I should definitely take something.
What do tampons and white women have in common? They are both stuck up cunts.
My girlfriend is like a goddess... My friends and family don't believe she exists.
Mammals for $500 Alex ""Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating"" What are sloths? ""Wrong, What are coworkers""
