Did you hear the one about the perfume store? I heard their manufacturing was in an ol' factory.
I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common.
Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after.
What's yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono
My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise.