Saw a sticker that said ""my son was an honor student"". I almost got sad, but then I thought maybe he's not dead, maybe he's just stupid now
Did you hear about the terrorist who was sent to blow up a car? Well, he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !
Therapist: Problem? Me: I always quote Eminem lyrics. T: Explain? M: I can't tell you what it really is,I can only tell u what it feels like
What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments? A metal band
