Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you.
My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. He hit the poor man delivering it too.
It's strange when I see a deer out in nature because I always assumed their natural habitat was right in front of my car on the highway.
If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?
""That's not Captain Kirk."" is what I like to say just after the pilot makes his first announcement & then everyone laughs in my head.
