I have a step-stool and never met my real stool
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field.
On The Walking Dead, Glenn said ""I will find you."" I guess he's gonna keep an eye out for her.
Keep your daughters away from Olympic Track and Field events: Doctor's orders.
NSFW Why are vaginas and assholes so close together? So that you can carry a woman like a 6-pack of beer.