How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key.
Mom stop you are not funny Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you.
Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body? They go back and re-herse.
What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand. Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant.