What's the national bird of Pakistan? US Army Drone
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an alter boy.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me.