Knock knock Who's there? The pastor The pastor who? Open the fucking door goddamit, there's a crazy white man with a gun, let me out!
Had a little dog named Mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away. I couldn't catch up.
Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. I definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'
Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true.
Some hipsters were camping next to me and asked for help starting a fire. So, I chased one around until his corduroys burst into flames.
