My girlfriend might be a gorilla... Everyone is always taking their dicks out for her.
What did one snowman say to the other? I think I smell carrots!
Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in.
I've always been told I shouldn't assume... Because it makes an ass out of u and me.
*speaking to sandwich* honey, I have good news. you're going to have a baby brother! *starts making another sandwich*