I like dating black girls because...... ...I hate meeting dads
9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself
Took nephew out for lunch. The waitress asked what he'd like. After a stunned silence, I explained 'quiche' was not pronounced 'quickie'.
I don't understand why so many of you are unhappy. They sell vodka where you are, don't they?
I keep making Freudian sex, I mean, slips.