The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom
Two fish are in a tank One is driving, the other is shooting Two soldiers are in a tank They drown
*puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES
IKEA has invented a half full glass for optimists, that can ALSO serve as a half empty glass for pessimists!!!
My dad never really loved me as a child I can't really blame him though ; I wasn't born until he was an adult.
