If Christians made a movie about church attendance, what would they call it? Exodus
Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden
Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !
I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview
I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.
