Press 1 for English. Press 2 For shitty customer service in any language.
When boy scouts leave a campsite better than they found it, I like to picture a bear who went to interior design school like, ""Oh HELL naw.""
How is Jesus different from other carpenters? Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com
I dropped my iPhone in water and now I'm unable to make phone calls. So basically it's the same as it was before.
