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I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor. Me: No, you hang up first Pizza Hut: *click* Where the most likely place to find a crack whore? Between a rock and a hard place. What language does a boxer
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All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight. Why are hands so important? You always need them for thumb finger
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Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump What do you call a Nurse that specializes in male genitalia? A Pi-nurse. Why did the suicide bomber not show up to work? He got mad at the wrong alarm clock.
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Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face. *Skrillex, young and penniless, is working at a grocery store and shelving boxes of produce* *drops beets* Oh. Oh my god. If you
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got fired because I couldn't concentrate. And for my next trick I'll be pulling the rug from under your feet ~Life Why did a gun go to the barber?
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A pakistani cabbie called me a racist I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists getting a teardrop tattoo for every leaf i've accidentally stepped on USA: ""Hey,
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It's like my wife didn't even TRY to clean the house while I went out to play poker... I mean, how am I supposed to live like this? If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo
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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where ever you left him! I don't want you to feel like you can't express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking. Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some
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Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives. How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop In Greece, how do you separate the men
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My parallel parking skills are unparalleled. What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? HeHe How big was the ant when it knocked over the table? giANT!! I did a theatrical performance
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Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same. Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious. I'm sorry. That joke was really out of
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People drive like shit when I'm texting. Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down? Their Injun died on them! [USPS] M: *hands change of address form* C: Ma'am, this just says ""bathtub."" M: I live
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[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on What did the Chinese guy think about assisted suicide? He was
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Hey, reddit, what is the most offensive joke you know? I just thought of this one. It should be pretty entertaining! BREAKING NEWS: Bread is extremely toxic to humans. ""Just throw it all in a lake
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After Michael jackson died.. They melted all the plastic from his face. They took the plastic and made toys. So the kids can play with him for a change. What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt
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In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter. Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice
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New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'. Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD. What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive ""Don't
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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus! Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow. Kid behind me on plane
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Sherlock and Watson are filling in their college application. Watson: Sherlock? Why have you skipped writing this essay? Sherlock: It's supplementary my dear Watson What do you call a beautiful girl in
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If it weren't for Abraham Lincoln, America really would have gone South. I have a life pro tip I never wear condoms *Sneaks into men's toilets* I HEAR THERE'S CAKE IN HERE I can't believe my neighbors
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