After Michael jackson died.. They melted all the plastic from his face. They took the plastic and made toys. So the kids can play with him for a change.
What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt
dont tell the delivery guy you're gonna Fuck the pizza. Don't tell delivery guy You're gonna fuck the Pizza ""Thank you i intend to Fu
Donald Trump said that all the Mexicans he meets love him... they are always telling him he is a cool arrow.
A Jewish boy asks his Father... A Jewish boy asks his Father, ""Dad, can i have 50 pence please? His Father replies, ""40 pence! What do you want 30 pence for?""