Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat
Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same.
Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious. I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone. Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
I'm going to the new Tom Cruise movie at midnight. Seeing it on the Edge of Tomorrow.
Why don't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in the middle east? There are never enough camels to go around.