In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter.
Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte? Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
the C in CNN stands for cterrible
What is the world's most religious fish? The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.