Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face.
*Skrillex, young and penniless, is working at a grocery store and shelving boxes of produce* *drops beets* Oh. Oh my god.
If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I'd probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it.
I liked Kim Jong-un better when he sang Gangnam Style.
4/20. Always forget.