It's like my wife didn't even TRY to clean the house while I went out to play poker... I mean, how am I supposed to live like this?
If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?
I have a friend who is pregnant. Trouble is, she slept around so much that she has no idea who the mother is.
Computing Pirates What's a pirate's favorite computer language? Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.