New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'. Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.
What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive
""Don't tell anyone"" = ""Tell 10 people you trust"" right?
Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this Republicans are in full agreement.
I got a tattoo in memory of MH370... You'll never find it.