My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got fired because I couldn't concentrate.
And for my next trick I'll be pulling the rug from under your feet ~Life
Why did a gun go to the barber? Because it's bangs were getting long!
My pharmacist thinks I'm a pedophile. He keeps putting labels on my pills telling me to keep away from children.
There should be a documentary about meth addiction: Need For Speed
