Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump
What do you call a Nurse that specializes in male genitalia? A Pi-nurse.
Why did the suicide bomber not show up to work? He got mad at the wrong alarm clock.
[neil degrasse tyson voice] the film is called Home Alone but thats actually a misnomer. in fact, kevin was joined in his home by 2 burglars
did you hear about the gay, cannibal pirate? apparently, he loved the taste of seamen.