Sherlock and Watson are filling in their college application. Watson: Sherlock? Why have you skipped writing this essay? Sherlock: It's supplementary my dear Watson
What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston? A tourist.
Children are demo versions of humans.
What did the cannibal say after eating a leper? That just fell apart in my mouth!
What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi.
