Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where ever you left him!
I don't want you to feel like you can't express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking.
Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies? She was taken in by the coppers.
Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day.
