[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on
What did the Chinese guy think about assisted suicide? He was worried about the euthanasia...
I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free.
In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation.
Probably not a good sign when my favorite thing to do in the whole world is be unconscious for 8 hours
