Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives.
How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop
In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar
Open Relationship My girlfriend and I have been in an open relationship for about a month now. She is still yet to find out.. On the plus side, her mother and I have gotten much closer!
The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6.