A pakistani cabbie called me a racist I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists
getting a teardrop tattoo for every leaf i've accidentally stepped on
USA: ""Hey, Canada, can you hold this for a second?"" Canada: ""OK."" *USA hands Detroit to Canada* *USA quickly walks away.*
If you are what you eat... *Well then you are an asshole* *A lot of you are pussies* *And some of you are cats* *A few of you are dogs* *And I'm a penny...*
Why do Americans just ignore the ""H"" in ""Herb""? Honestly, no idea!