My parallel parking skills are unparalleled.
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? HeHe
How big was the ant when it knocked over the table? giANT!!
I did a theatrical performance on puns today. It was a play on words.
donald trump: ILL HAVE THE SUPER SALAD! waiter: lol no I said soup OR s- [assistant sliding $100] just bring him a huge bowl of lettuce
