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Did you hear Kevin Trudeau is working on a new book? It's called Prison Yard Secrets ""They"" Don't Want You to Know About. What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic
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We now have tortilla chips shaped as functional shovels to minimize calories burned when scooping junk into our mouths. Your move, diabetes I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them. Why are
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A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide......... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back ? 2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to
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Christmas is shit ! Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross. What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner? He went back 4 seconds. The real joke isn't always in the comments
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Make day funny (1469y)
Breaking news! Cannot unsee! Mathematicians find 2-1=0! That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring... and that no one else
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Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf! I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes officer but I wasn't going to
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Make day funny (8759y)
I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on ebay.... I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on ebay.It's fucking awful, every now and then it falls apart. Can't
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What should you never say to a brony? Hello So I was nailing my girl from behind ... After we were done she turns to me and says. ""my friends tell me you are a pedophile."" To which I reply ""That is
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What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapus [every 3 hours] You know what screw it jm going to treat myself Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll
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Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon. what's your favorite part of Sundays, mine is staying up really late for no reason whatsoever
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Eating noodles while studying for a test? That's so Ramen. In bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her twat was getting a bit saggy .......... She lost it and said "" Fack you
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""Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman's body"" - Russian nesting doll I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"" How do you save a suicidal
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This diet is probably gonna end in murder, but still pretty excited. I'm gonna look so skinny in my mugshot! Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years.
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Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire. I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home. Why do atheists scream out 'oh my God' during sex? Because it's
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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch? My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want. Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes! Beer without alcohol
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What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me. What's the difference between a white girl and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when
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Modern fast food has a ""fuck you"" attitude that I relate to on a deeply personal level. If i were a pro wrestler my finisher would be struggling to put together an IKEA chair then smashing it on the
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do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don't have to be there Someone said to me today that my clothes are gay. I said yeah, they came out of the closet this morning. I asked God for a bike, but
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My girlfriend dumped me for making too much Game of Thrones references. What a shame *ding-a-ling* You know you've been friendzoned if a girl adds you as her brother on Facebook. What did the frog say
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A great joke/insult to make fun of a friend/enemy. [Insert name] was signing up for a website and types in ""MYPENIS"" for his password, and the website said, ""Password is too short."" With soaring gas
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