We now have tortilla chips shaped as functional shovels to minimize calories burned when scooping junk into our mouths. Your move, diabetes
I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them.
Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting.
Why is divorce so expensive? Its worth it!
A cheers for women's underwear... ...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it