Eating noodles while studying for a test? That's so Ramen.
In bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her twat was getting a bit saggy .......... She lost it and said "" Fack you maddafacka, why you always clittysizing me""!!!
What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even
I said to my girlfriend, ""Please get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" That spider never knew what fucking hit it.