A great joke/insult to make fun of a friend/enemy. [Insert name] was signing up for a website and types in ""MYPENIS"" for his password, and the website said, ""Password is too short.""
With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!
Yur mom is so fat Her nipples look like bologna slices.
What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said.
How do you starve a neurosurgeon? Hide his paycheck with his kids.