Modern fast food has a ""fuck you"" attitude that I relate to on a deeply personal level.
If i were a pro wrestler my finisher would be struggling to put together an IKEA chair then smashing it on the other dude in frustration
Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars.
Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
I called the Rape Advice Line earlier today. Turns out it's only for victims.