Breaking news! Cannot unsee! Mathematicians find 2-1=0!
That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.
I'd tell you a lame joke about getting slightly wet But I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood.
How did the black guy get his pilot's license? He went to flight school, you racist bastards.
Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69. Top analysts this is because they get 8 more.
