Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes officer but I wasn't going to be out that long.-
Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160.
Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red.
Breaking news! A man who tried to sue an airline company about his missing luggage has lost his case
