Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire. I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home.
Why do atheists scream out 'oh my God' during sex? Because it's unbelievable.
My math teacher kept giving easy parabolas and circles until the test day when he gave a large, difficult hyperbola. The long con.
A frog can leap higher than a house ..partly because of the strength of its hind legs, but also because houses have difficulty jumping at all.
How do camels have sex in the desert? They dry hump.
