I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered
I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on ebay.... I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on ebay.It's fucking awful, every now and then it falls apart.
Can't release my sex tape because an animal was harmed during filming :(
Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
Poor handicapped guy on the train forgot to put the breaks on his wheel chair. It was like watching the Pinball Wizard.