""Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman's body"" - Russian nesting doll
I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'""
How do you save a suicidal procrastinator? Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
My life has been going round in circles recently. I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty.
What band does a wannabe join? Rock Band for the XBOX 360